Hitler
Lost Hitler Artwork Included in Recently Discovered Nazi Treasure Trove of Priceless Art & Antiques!
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An abandoned mine in near Salzburg Austria has yielded 25 train cars filled with priceless art & antiques stolen by Nazis during World War 2. The train yielded works by Van Gogh, Monet, Rembrandt and the most famous artist of them all Adolf Hitler!
Unbeknownst to many, Hitler began his career as an artist. The Vienna Art Establishment, who were mostly Jewish, rejected his art as amateurish. Hitler himself, thought his art was on the masterpiece level and many of his powerful Nazi friends agreed. During the height of the Third Reich, a Hitler painting could fetch as High as one million Reich Marks.
It is unclear why these exquisite masterpieces by Der Furer were hidden away with the other master works. It is thought that perhaps, the Nazi’s knowing that the end of the Third Reich was near, hid these works with the others in an effort to provide proof of Hitler’s greatness as an artist.
One can only wonder what would have happened had Hitler’s Mastery of art been recognized. Perhaps the world would have gained one great artist and lost a catastrophic World War. Wild Times Staffers smuggled out photographs of the three Hitler artworks along with an in depth analysis of what they are about and why they are great examples of artful genius.
Art piece # 1 is called the olive tree. It is an iconic study of a small home with an olive tree in front of it. The house is simply yet unevenly drawn to represent the simple but crappy style of architecture in the Germany of Hitler’s youth. There is smoke coming out of the chimney so, we know that someone is at home. The sun near the middle of the paining shows that it is about 9:45 in the morning which, is the time when Hitler usually had a Bratwurst sandwich. The fact that the branches of the tree appear to form a tutonic knight within them lends a touch of surrealism to the painting.
Art Piece # 2 is a true masterpiece. In this painting entitled “Mother” Hitler portrays his own, dear mother as a blond haired, blue eyed godess in a pink dress. His actual mother was a black haired, swarthy Ug but its his ideal of the perfect German woman and so it is a valid effort. Notice how delicately the dress is blowing in the breeze. The small child in the background is likely Hitler pretending to invade Poland.
Art Piece #3 The bottom of which was damaged in the war) was entitled Mein Kampf (My Struggle). It depicts a legendary traumatic incident had in his youth concerning dog poop and a new pair of shows. If you compare this painting with photographs of Hitler at the same age you will see that the likeness is stunning. Notice the perfect scale of the hands and feet. Who else could draw such a unique expression on young Adolf’s face?
Now these treasures are finally shared with the world and all the world can judge Hitler not as a failed megalomaniac with a micro-penis that loved being pooped on but as a master artist who had talent and beauty to share.
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